I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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