whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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