I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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