Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
too bad you live with your parents still
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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