Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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