We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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