dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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