he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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