I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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