But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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