You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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