So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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