that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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