Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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