All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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