We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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