idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just invented taco cereal.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
