Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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