I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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