i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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