I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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