I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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