Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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