i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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