This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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