the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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