Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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