Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
its not stalking. its research.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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