is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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