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(503): View more from Oregon

She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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(305): View more from Florida

does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night

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(817): View more from Texas

not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?

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(410): View more from Maryland

So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?

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(330): View more from Ohio

GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.

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(805): View more from California

her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb

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(256): View more from Alabama

Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night

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