Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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