..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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