he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
