yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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