He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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