what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She tied me up with her honor cords...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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