; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
