Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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