I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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