I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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