He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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