I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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