There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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