THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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