hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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