Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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