it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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