He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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