What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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