You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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